Squid Game players used condoms as chapsticks, Jen Shah's ab workout for fellow scammer Elizabeth Holmes & the story behind the iconic Stan Twitter meme
Cliff Richard fat-shames Elvis, Nickelodeon stars banged between shoots & internet boomers believed TikTok was turning Gen Z into Bin Laden sympathisers
Nigel Farage eating animal testicles for good PR, MP appointed “Minister of Common Sense” & George Santos spends campaign money on Botox, Sephora and OnlyFans content
HBO orders staff to create fake accounts to bash critics, ‘Somerset Gimp’ banned from 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' & presenting: Taylor Swift, the beaver
Josh Peck could have been Twilight's Edward, the nipple is Kim K's new SKIMS obsession & Drake had Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston cook up cocktails for his birthday party
Celebrities are selling their souls to AI, Reba McEntire asks Troye Sivan about poppers & maths teacher accidentally shows year 4s 'Winnie the Pooh, Honey and Blood'
The Katy PERRY anti-scamming bill to combat elder financial abuse, David Beckham calls out wife for calling herself working class & locals mourn the murder of iconic Sycamore Gap tree
TikToker regrets getting Russell Brand tattoo, woman gets cheated on with sex bot scammer & Shakira features nanny in music video as one more ‘fuck you’ to cheating ex
Support striking workers by getting John Lithgow to paint your dog, Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shah are besties & wanna paint your home Heinz ketchup red?