Sitemap - 2024 - Cringe Newsletter

King Charles got spooked by cling film, mechanic threw away an artwork thinking it's a beer can & "time out" campaign to stop hate in sports flops

Robbie Williams’ monkey biopic, Mozart drops new music & Liam Payne being Liam Payne

Anna Delvey learned "nothing" from being on DWTS, London Standard's AI cover of Starmer & Naomi Campbell barred from doing charity work

8 year old drives to Target, Kemi Badenoch claims she 'became working class' when she worked at McDonald's & P Diddy's 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube

They're eating the dogs!, Elton John thanks Trump for support & evil otters

Anna Delvey to perform on Dancing with the Stars while rocking her ankle tag, Abraham Lincoln might have been fruity & 1600s coke heads

Lena Dunham's brat summer, Starmer removes 'unsettling' Thatcher portrait from no. 10 & TikToker interviews Sabrina Carpenter not knowing she's famous

Esquire says Joaquin Phoenix Puts the ‘Quitter’ in LGBTQ, Mr Beast allegations & Vogue releases 'Dogue'

Big dong costs Olympian medal, Tim Walz leans into JD Vance couch fucker meme & is this the new Don't Worry Darling drama?

Cleopatra IS brat, Olympic surfer shows ass & Athlete tries to expose himself to E. coli to avoid contracting it

The brat and Kamala Venn diagram, Tenacious D deported from Australia & sharks test positive for cocaine

Macron's prime minister documents resignation on BeReal, Mr Beast wants to run for president & NYC discovers the wheelie bin

Gwyneth Paltrow's mystery shitter face reveal, Lily Allen joins OnlyFans & Zac Efron's mum loves her Ted Bundy jumper

Mystery crappers galore, M.I.A. launches “tin foil hat” & prison sex tape leak

Happy shit-in-the-Seine day, Subway celebrates World UFO Day by delivering via drones & sea cocaine

Suank's closest aide was caught placing bets on the election date days before the announcement, Nigel Farage got milkshaked and Albanian football fans broke spaghetti in rage.

North Korea drops shit balloons on South, Tory cabinet member stocks up on Ozempic & ABBA receives first Swedish knighthood in 50 years

Tory MP's bare train feet got leaked on Wikifeet, Liverpool turns into “Taylor Town” & the Four Seasons Orlando baby

Avril Lavigne finally responds to conspiracy theory, George Miller admits that Mad Max and Happy Feet are sister films & Harrison Butker gets roasted after misogynist speech

Drake aka ‘persona nonce grata’, Jeff Goldblum rizz & which ex co-stars made Emily Blunt want to throw up after kissing them?

Glee star Darren Criss calls himself 'culturally queer', Cher reveals she doesn't date older men because they're all dead & Dua Lipa reveals how she felt about the 'go girl give us nothing' meme

Taylor Swift ends friendships, London Marathon runner tastes 25 glasses of wine during race & shoutout to Seagull Boy

Mexican news channel airs testicles instead of solar eclipse, Chechnya bans any music outside of 80-116 BPM & museum worker gets fired after hanging up his own picture

Gypsy Rose Blanchard leaves husband and gets matching tattoos with ex, Kanye West allegedly threatened employee in Mario voice & TikToker sings Lana del Rey’s National Anthem to Joe Biden

North Korea TV censors jeans, Kamala Harris claps along to a song protesting her visit & Nicola Peltz Beckham was forced to cut Brooklyn Beckham's cameo

The Palace is looking for a new comms assistant, Paris Olympics stocks up on 300,000 condoms & Glasgow Willy Wonka organiser has been dubbed ‘Willy Wanker’ in hate messages

Oscars gift bags include 10,000 donated meals for dogs, Lily Allen says having children ruined her career & karaoke inventor dies aged 100

Florida tries to ban spring breakers, Sophie Ellis-Bextor performs 'Murder On The Dancefloor' at the Bataclan & angry Condé Nast staff pee on bathroom floor

Kate Middleton meets Willy Wonka, Rebecca Ferguson interview has every co-star's PR agent quaking in their boots & Taylor Swift fan who recorded breakdown responds to the internet

RIP Vice, YouTuber crashes Bafta acceptance speech & Tom Sandoval compares cheating scandal backlash to O.J. Simpson and George Floyd

The government is hiring TikTokers to deter migrants from Channel crossing, financial-advice columnist gets scammed & Alicia Keys avoids cringe by editing her Super Bowl halftime performance

Pink fan went into labour in the middle of a mosh pit, King Charles plans to treat cancer with 'herbal potions' & Oklahoma lawmaker wants to criminalise sexting outside of marriage

New Zealanders can't call their kids 'Fanny' anymore, a pigeon accused of being a spy has been released after 8 months & Dragons’ Den hacks invest in medical scam

American black bear might be responsible for ‘Bigfoot’ sightings, Sephora kids raise questions about parenting and marketing & Kevin James reacts to the viral 'Kevin James Smirking' meme

Kelly Osbourne cringes at “If you kick every Latino out” video, Jennifer Coolidge “thanks all the evil gays” at the Emmys & RuPaul’s spotlight is overtaken by 'hell goblin' Princess Poppy

Golden Globe cringe and wins, a white nationalist troll convinced people he "heard yiddish underneath his apartment" & US presidential candidate honours wife as ‘throat surgeon’

Jacob Elordi 'Saltburn' bath water candles, a psychic predicts Trump's loss & misogynists vote for Skyler White as the most hated TV show character

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts